Don’t Be A Banana Slug
I’m not sure what I believe in regards to the afterlife. I’m definitely intrigued by the idea of reincarnation, though. More importantly the role that karma plays in reincarnation. I don’t know that I completely understand the pure mechanics of reincarnation (Religions of the World 201 only got me so far in my knowledge of Eastern beliefs) but there is something both encouraging and self-challenging about the overall concept. We will be rewarded for our good behaviors, and held accountable for our evils.
This was reinforced for me as I was watching “The Big Bang Theory” on DVR earlier this year, and it isn’t just because I have a huge soft spot in my heart for an adorable geeky guy. One of the characters on the show is an Indian Particle Astrophysicist (seriously, I’m not even sure what that exact field of study is!) and his beliefs and customs are sometimes shunned as they do not always meld well with such analytical and scientific minds. As one of the others is discussing the fallacies of karma, he explains most eloquently: “It’s not superstition, it’s practically Newtonian. For every action there is an equal but opposite reaction. If you pretend to be someone’s friend, but behind their back you are a two-faced bitch, you will come back as a banana slug. It’s actually an eloquent system.“
I’ve never heard karma explained that way, but I think it definitely clinched for me the beauty of the system. It is very cause and effectual. As Raj clearly explains, the whole theory has a very scientific method approach. This makes more sense to me than blind faith. I’m not much of a jumper, and I like to understand the reasons for things instead of just believing them. When faced with question A, I like to find Process B to get to Solution C. If you are a jerk, then karma will rear it’s ugly head and you will be made to suffer the consequences of your actions. It’s just about the only way I see in today’s world that anyone is held accountable for anything, even if they don’t realize it.
I’ve told many of my friends about this quote. It makes it much easier to assess problems or situations we are going thru. When I hear a story of someone just being an idiot, I simply shake my head and utter “banana slug.” Now, the next part of karma I still have to figure out…why do bad things happen to good people? That piece aside, I’m quickly becoming a fan of the Banana Slug Theory.
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