The Secret Behind The Game
Guest Post by All You Need Contributor Kristin Glenn
There’s this guy, Neil Strauss. He is a contributing editor to the Rolling Stone and on staff at the New York Times. But he is best known (in some circles) for a completely different set of accolades:
He is one of the foremost pickup artists in the world.
Yep. Strauss picks up women, and teaches other nerdy men to do the same. Their bible is a complete breakdown of how to attract the opposite sex, using in-depth studies of human psychology and behavior. Their community, dubbed the seduction community, has claimed to master the “art of the pickup.”
I thought it was bullshit. Until I found myself making out with some guy on a streetcorner in New Zealand, finding out later that he’d been using “the techniques” on me.
I felt like a chump. Not only do I typically avoid street-corner makeouts, but I also consider myself to be a pretty smart broad when it comes to guys and bullshit.
Eventually, I did what anyone would do — I tried to figure out how to play, what we all lovingly refer to as, “the game.”
In the same way we analyze mating calls between birds, we can (and many have) define and perfect the rules of the game. Anyone with tenacity can learn — it’s all about breaking down interactions and learning the very small intricacies of human behavior.
I, of course, never got past the learning phase; meaning that I didn’t end up hanging out in bars trying to pick up random dudes. (A laughable image if you know me.)
But in the last few years, I’ve met people who actively practice and play “the game.” People who devote a lot of time to studying behavior so that they can meet and date as many girls as possible. And to all of them, I’ve asked the same question:
“Don’t you just want to be yourself and find a girl who likes you for who you are? Do you really need to practice?”
And the answer is sad, and telling, and a reflection on our superficial society as a whole.
“No girl would talk to me if I were just myself. I did that for years and no one was interested.”
And then they tell me what they’re looking for, in the “seduction community” lingo that we can all relate to. They’re learning tricks and practicing their stuff for the one day when she comes along. The TFP.
The Total. Fucking. Package. More commonly known as, ‘the one.’
Yup, there is an entire community of men out there, studying human psychology and barhopping nightly, all to improve their “game.” So that they can eventually, someday, meet the TFP and not screw it all up with the wrong line or bad timing or a nervous laugh.
Because this is the most important game we’ll ever play. It determines the kind of life we have, the adventures we go on, our offspring, our family. Everything.
And the TFP is the game-winning trophy; an elusive artifact that even mastered pickup artists can’t explain.
It’s why we all play. What we all hope for, hold out for, and practice our moves for. Sometimes we convince ourselves that the TFP is a mythical creature who certainly doesn’t exist; and other times we’re certain the hippie on the bus is “him.”
I write about Strauss, and the game, because it’s mushy, gooey love month (i.e., the time when we wonder what’s wrong with us and the world and everyone in it). And it’s a good time to restore faith in the TFP.
It’s a good time to give someone a chance; even if they’re still practicing their moves. It’s a good time to think about just how hard someone might be trying before shutting them down in six total fucking seconds just because their pants look stupid.
I guess it’s as good a time as any to open yourself up to the fact that we’re all just players vying for the grand prize — somebody to love.
All You Need Contributor: Kristin Glenn
Kristin Glenn is half of the design-duo at {r}evolution apparel, a women’s clothing line focused on versatile design and recycled fabrics. To see how two twenty-somethings are attempting to make serious changes in the frilly fashion industry, check out www.revolutionapparel.me or follow them on Twitter at @allofusrev.
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